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Famous Quotes

• Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

  Anonymous

• Standards are always out of date. That's what makes them standards

  Alan Bennett

• The more you know, the more you realize you know nothing.

  Socrates

• Pessimists, we're told, look at a glass containing 50% air and 50% water and see it as half empty. Optimists, in contrast, see it as half full. Engineers, of course, understand the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

  Socrates

• The best way to predict the future is to implement it.

  David Heinemeier Hansson

• I think there's a world market for about 5 computers.

  Thomas J. Watson (1948)